cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

by blacknosenipples December 05, 2015

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 28, 2020

Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 12, 2020

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 06, 2013

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside

Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles June 12, 2011