by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024
Get the Poptartmug. v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 7, 2011
Get the poptartmug. A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart Johnmug. A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor
by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023
Get the Burkina Faso Poptartmug. A black person who tans.
by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011
Get the poptartmug. double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
by strangewalrus November 22, 2011
Get the poptartmug.