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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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poptart

1. somebody who plays hard but is soft on the inside

2. a nigga who got sugar in his tank
3. someone who be poppin it knowing they don’t be onnat timing frl
that bitch is a poptart, she did all that talking just turn down a fade”
by KonfidenceK March 6, 2023
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Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”
by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018
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Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures
Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?
by Kate waters May 2, 2020
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poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
by strangewalrus November 22, 2011
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Poptart

A snack that makes you horny asf
Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019
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