Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it

dude she gave me a flaming popsicle

by guy June 1, 2004

Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.

Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.

by BlakeP August 7, 2008

popsickle

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.

The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.

by danclay February 4, 2008

let's blow this popsicle stand!

Legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940's by a Jamaican named Antoine Cleo. Antoine Cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. He believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

However, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the Kindred Spirits (The Cult leader was Later identified as a man named Dushka Deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in America, including killing the perpetrator, Antoine Cleo.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand" was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the United States, the phrase from then on meant, "Lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us."

Now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.

Source: Evil minds of the 1900's.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

vanilla popsicle

The penis of a white man

She loves my 8 inch vanilla popsicle.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Chocolate Popsicle

The act of penetrating someone's anus with frozen feces.

I took the Chocolate Popsicle out of the freezer and rammed my girl in the ass with the frozen turd.

by IMD August 29, 2007

popsicle fucker

Used as a highly vulgar insult for generally men. Relates the use of a popsicle to fucking up the anus/ass.

"Shut the fuck up you popsicle fucker!"

by MATATES November 22, 2004