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phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.
"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."
by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009
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pony stomp

the act of stomping on a vagina with great force while holding the legs apart for maximum contact; a bizarre form of domestic and sexual abuse related to the donkey punch.
When I came home late, Daniel punished me with a pony stomp. My vagina is still weeping.
by doycakes July 21, 2010
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Bologna Pony

It is another word used to describe a man's penis.
Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?

Megan: Not even if you paid me

Jay: Why not?

Megan: You have AIDS
by hear,the,black,birds,cry May 22, 2010
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pine pony

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.
"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."
by wayfarer April 30, 2005
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sony pony

A hypocritical fan of Sony's gaming consoles. Someone who will go out of their way to defend Sony at any costs. Will also often spout the words "day one buy" in various forums in regards to any Sony exclusive game, or Sony hardware. However they never end up buying these items. Usually someone who is too busy trashing what others like, instead of actually playing what they enjoy. Often thinks Sony invented everything in gaming, not realizing that Sony actually steals ideas from both Nintendo and Microsoft.
Example 1.
Did you see what those Sony Pony's were saying on N4G, Neogaf and Reddit? They were saying they believed anonymous sources that the Xbox One was 50% less powerful than the PlayStation 4, but they don't believe anonymous sources that the PS4 has overheating issues or false dedicated servers.

Example 2.

Sony Fan-"Sony fans don't buy mindless first person shooter games"----Doesn't realize Call Of Duty is the top selling game on PS3
Sony Fan-"Halo is a milked franchise"---Doesn't realize there is about to be the 6th Killzone game in 6 years
by Crapgamer October 20, 2013
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pony fiddler

a person who gains sexual gratification from fondling equine genitalia. Common past time amongst supporters of Southampton FC.
St Mary's stadium had an attendance of 15000 pony fiddlers.
by ptid1967 October 29, 2007
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Roman Pony

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female from behind while she is vomiting, to take advantage of vaginal contractions.
"Shelia had food poisoning last night, so I totally rode the Roman Pony!"
by The Roman Pony March 20, 2010
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