White Poles in Black Holes

the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"

Dude, I'm freakin addicted to interracial porno. White Poles in Black Holes sexes me up.

by Simeon October 17, 2004

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007

Polish Tailgate

The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.

Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.

We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!

by Crazy Driggs March 5, 2011

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Poll of the Day (PotD)

Possibly the best social board on GameFAQs.com. AKA PotD.

Liek OMG PotD is teh best board!

by Anonymouse PotD user May 24, 2003

polish shrimp

Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.

"Look Tony, polish shrimp!"

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008