Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Pick up a song

When a musical artist releases a song but unreleases/takes it back.

Pick up a song: J. Cole dropped 7 Minute Drill, then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024

pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.

if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.

by Sexydimma November 30, 2016

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014