Blue Collar Psychiatrist

bartender, or server of alchoholic beverages extending great knowledge of whiskey

Man, I'm pretty depressed my old lady left again, think I'll go see the blue collar psychiatrist

by oorah72 November 26, 2010

psychiatrist

(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a phd) who has graduated medical school and undergone at least 4 years of specialized training in mental illness and its treatment - be it pharmacological, therapeutic or otherwise.

A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.

I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.

by Anasazi July 28, 2005

psychiatrist

A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.

After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.

by GSmith November 14, 2006

physche

like, physche! so basically, it involves you pretending somethings a good idea, but then your all like "nah bitch"

"Hey, want me to go hire some hispanic whores for teh football dinner?"
"Yeah, thats a good idea - PHYSCHE"

by weinerface September 15, 2004

psyche

originaly the greek goddess of the soul, which the word psychology is derived from.

he myths of the Greek goddess Psyche exemplify a woman's search for authentic personal growth, a reminder that the integration of our experiences, however sad or frightening they may be, matures and transforms us, like the symbol of the butterfly emerging into the light from its dark cocoon.

by psi December 8, 2004

Paycheck

A term used to address an actor or actress that appears to be in a movie strictly for the money.

Christopher Walken in Balls of Fury? Paycheck!

by oscart May 15, 2011

phucht

Having a project and/or schedule completely assraped by a pair of questionable professors. Permanently conjugated in the past tense. Derived from (and pronounced the same as) fucked

Well, I just got my project phucht. There goes seven weeks of hard work.

by DC'06 November 9, 2006