Poster Syndrome

The reluctance to post on social media, specifically LinkedIn based on an irrational fear of making a fool of yourself.

Person 1: "Your take on the metaverse is so spot on, you should post it on LinkedIn.@
Person 2: "Thank you, I would but I a have a bad case of poster syndrome"

by accidentallygenius July 20, 2022

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

Poster

Someone who is posting a very large amounts of data in any social media platform (discord,instagram,youtube,tiktok.........) but he/she is not spamming

Actually he (she) is trying to promote some product or service, or he is just trying to troll

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guy 1 : *post some shitpost in discord
.....after several seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes

guy 1 : *post 3 photos and wojak memes
guy 2 : 'hey hi man'
....after 35 seconds...
guy 1 : *post a video about ukraine war
.....after 13 seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes about zyss and motivational shit :P
........after 1 minute

guy 2 : 'hey man can you please stop posting?'
..........after 7 seconds
guy 1 : * insta post some shitpost for feminism
guy 2 : 'aaaaadsdhewiufasfge can you freaking stop posting or we kick you'
..............after 8 seconds

guy 1 : *post Afghanistan memes about war.
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so.........yeah this is the life of a poster

by RMSpeeK (آر بي جي) September 29, 2022

posterior motives

The intentions of a impostor from among us. Also called IMposterior motives. Get it, cause their the impo from amongus.

Dark Blue: * does task *

Impostor: DB is sus!! They faked a task, PROVING they have posterior motives.

by impnessmogus October 9, 2022

posteriority

A sense of superiority gained from confidence in the quality of one's posterior - feeling cocky thanks to your stellar ass, weather the ass justifies it or not.

Damn, the likes on her latest Instagram post are really giving her a sense of posteriority.

by Walnut_Simulacrum December 12, 2022

Phostar

Someone who shovels snow off their lawn and does donuts with his lawnmower in the snow.

Look at the Phostar, what an idiot.

by Phostar hater December 16, 2022

Poster

Someone who spends all their time online posting on social media. Their main apps are usually Twitter or Instagram stories.

Hey do you follow @JUNIPER on twitter?

Yeah, they’re a true poster.

by nocloxt July 5, 2023