Circle pooper

When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.

I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.

by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022

gay party-pooper

A Gay Party-Pooper is a person who ruins anybody's good time by suggesting something a group of people are doing, or are planning to do, is gay.

Guy 1: "Hey you know what would be fun to play? Twister!"
Guy 2: "I love playing twister, let's do it!"
Gay Party-Pooper: "Playing twister with other guys is gay."
Guy 1:"Why are you always such a Gay Party-Pooper?"

by /Zero/ May 5, 2015

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

Pooper Sex

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men

ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008

pooper pants

Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.

Yo, gurl!! You be lookin' fine as all hell in yo pooper pants! Know what I'm sayin'?

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 27, 2006

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

Post Pooper

People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.

Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya

by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010