Phlagmo

abbr. of phlagmograph; an instrument used to measure seismic activity in areas of large urban population.

These phlagmo readings indicate that most of northern Chicago will be destroyed by a volcanic eruption before 2050.

by sailnai May 12, 2010

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Palaprophiony

The act of stretching out to smell someone else's armpit to see if they used their deoderant when they woke up that morning.

I saw Señor Lopez pulling a palaprophiony this morning in class when he took a whiff of his armpit.

by superduperloosergooperasdflk September 16, 2010

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phlanterpaplatatites

A deadly foot disease called phlanterpaplatatites.

i got phlanterpaplatatites and had to get my foot removed.

by pable picasso345 December 24, 2010

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A bipodular but horrifically mutated half pig, half human. It's existence due to an experiment conducted by toy manufacturer bandai to create a real living, breathing toy but went terribly wrong. It determines whether you are a threat based on if you act offensively or defensively. It's only fear is the common horse upon which is the only way to defeat it. Baby phlangeopygs are called phlangeopyglets, they are easily culled using the remaining box from a pepperoni pizza.

Emergency 911 - "hello which service do you require"

Baz - "i'm not sure, help me. Help me. I think there's a phlangeopygonbré in the building. Send the police... no make that an ambulance too"

Emergency 911 - "i'm sorry sir but what exactly is a ..."

Baz - "it's coming i can hear it. It's in the vents... oh god... *Clunk, Crash, Bang* Help me! Hel... ... SNORT SNORT SQUEAL"

by phlangeopygonbré August 2, 2011

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