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pentney

someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself
2) was a douche last night
3) loves anal penetration
4) is bitter and clingy
5) reads this when i show him
6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them
7) smells like BO
8) gets 0.5 GPA
9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs
10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie
11) loses city finals
12) has never won a dodgeball game
13) is still totally sweet
hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself
hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed
hot chick 3: what a Pentney
hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him
by levi sara riley curtis February 10, 2008
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Penalectomated Vaginalitis

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.
If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!
by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008
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Penile Fisting

The act of thrusting a fist back and forth in one's penis hole.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.
I just gave that noob the biggest penile fisting of his life!

BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!

ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!
by crazedcarnivore April 7, 2011
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penile virus

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'
by penile master262 August 7, 2008
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Peneleon

A pokemon that looks like a penis and has no particular powers.
by mrhawaii October 10, 2012
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Penile Man

Penile Man in a fictional super hero created on omegle. He often flies around giving advice through omegle on many tags. His penile man shirt is Funny but he is actually a really cool guy
"Penile Man Penile Man fucking chicks as fast as he can, when he ain't fucking a ho he gives advice to those in need yo"
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013
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pengleberry

this shit is the pengleberry
by siplooo 78 December 8, 2013
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