Screamin Pelican

When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.

I was hammerin on Sally, and I gave her a Screamin Pelican....I don't think I'll see her again...

by Mech 2 March 13, 2010

The Bald Pelican

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.

"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".

by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013

Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them

bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!

by taralski May 3, 2013

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out

I just ate a pelican snowball.

by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015

pelican tits

When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.

You- wtf he has massive man boobs

Friend- no he just has pelican tits

by pyrolitch September 18, 2016