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patootie

1. The polite way to identify a fat woman's ass
Hey, Pam, get your goddamn patootie in here and fix me a sandwich! Oh, yeah, and put a lot of goddamn mayonnaise on too!
by Mighty Felix July 26, 2006
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Patoonshka

A shade of tannish violet. A rare but miraculous color that mixes exclusively with other patoonshkas. Used as a funny answer when some stupid person asks you what your favorite color is.
stupid person: Hey guys, what's your favorite color?
cool people: Patoonshka
stupid person: what....??
cool people: *giggle to selves*
by speedyhotbody December 30, 2010
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Patootie

Not a cutie, just a patootie
Why aren’t our dogs always this cute?
Because they are patooties.
by Julia Jack October 6, 2017
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Pathological fibber

Someone who can't help but lie. They born this way. #truefibs Fibbing is the only way their brain knows how to function.
Denise lies all the time without a second guess! She's a pathological fibber!
by Toodleberrycatcher101 October 25, 2017
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Cutie Patootie

My extremely beautiful, kind and loving girlfriend named Alana. She's the best girl I could ever ask for.
She's such a cutie patootie.
by Yomomsleftnut June 23, 2023
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cootie patoottie

one that possess symptoms of cuteness. Often they are very ugly and we are in fact laughing AT them.
They are such "cootie patooties" that when we are around them we often have incontainable bursts of threats such as "YOUR SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE IM GONA RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AND THEN IM GONNA CHOP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY FREEZER!!!"
"cootie patooties" have this affect on most people and generally they are un-aware of their impact on other people. They casually parade around their irresistable desire while people around them become overcome with passion and anger upon seeing them they they begin swearing and hurting themselves and/or others
when you see a cootie pattootie beware not to look them in their eyes because that is where most of their power lies. their cootie patootiness goes off the radar when they do something very sweet and stupid such as buy you a pizza but eat it on the way to your house and throw it up on your favourite dress. they're always doing crazy things like that.

An example of what happens: steffi: andy is sucha cootie patootie
caroline: I KNOW I CANT TAKE IT
steffi: look there he is right now!
caroline begins to punch the wall: I CANT TAKE IT HES SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE AND I WANT TO CHOP OF HIS LITTLE LEGS AND USE THEM AS CHOP STICKS AND I WANT TO SET HIM ON FIRE AND KICK HIM OFF A BALCONY HE MAKES ME SO FIERY WITH PASSION!
steffi: QUICK caroline! look away! before you do something you'll regret
cootie patoottie for life
by ninjasofchinatown October 9, 2008
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Patookie

Extremely gullible, easy to trick, believes everything.

Also See: Kashfia
You are such a patookie.
by vatos4lifeSDGFGGS1 July 26, 2009
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