painting rainbows

To smoke weed gracefully.

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

by berka13 September 12, 2011

Finger painting

To finger a girl on her period thus getting blood on your fingers.

"Andrew was finger painting Sarah when her mom walked in"

Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"

by ratatatta February 17, 2010

paranoing

The state of being paranoid

You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.

by BTAS-K July 31, 2004

Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010

Nose Painting

Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.

My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.

by oskika September 30, 2015