schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

roach pad

filthy household full of stoners. may also be inhabited by a large colony of cockroaches

"hey man whats up? i'm just chillin with rob at the roach pad"

by el collapso August 4, 2006

drip pad

act of putting wad of toilet paper in panties to catch cum front dripping after having sex.

"Honey I need to get a drip pad so I wont leak all over the bed."

by Bob Lantis October 28, 2007

healing pad

A place where old used, worn out parts are placed for degreasing or left for temporary/long term storage. Over time, the parts become good enough to use again when new parts are not available from a supplier or warehouse.

Jim Bob, "Oh crap! The whole plant is down and we don't have the replacement bearing ZXC4567 in the warehouse and the bearing supplier says that it will take 4 weeks to get one made and delivered to site!"

Billy Jo, "CTFO! Let's get in the pickup. I think there is one that we replaced last year, down on the healing pad".

by Newmont Gold sucks July 24, 2010

taco pad

Soft taco shell;

Where are your taco pads?

by Shellpad January 10, 2016

Hit up my pad

Go to my house.

Yo son, how about we hit up my pad and have a few toddys.

by Se315an January 19, 2009

Wrigleyville ROCO Pad

A place of residence within walking distance of Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois where there is guaranteed to be some ROCO going on prior to and after any home games.

Whenever we go to a Cubs home game, we always stop by my brother's "Wrigleyville ROCO Pad".

by DrArrival May 27, 2009