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Snack Packed

Getting absolutely dumpy see dumpy on only a miniaml amount of alcohol, usually only one to two beers. The snackpack at the party will be open game to jest and will be an open receptacle of deuces.
Julie took a shot of wine spritzer and got totally snack packed.

Price smelled alcohol and passed out. Price is a snack pack.

Kelly got snackpacked and Hamtpon and David took advantage of her being a deuce receptacle and took a double deuce in her single mouth.
by David and Hampton May 2, 2006
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Packers

A great team created in the early 20's. Have 12 straight winning seasons. Must I remind you that Favre has been with the Packers all those 12 seasons. People say the Cowboys are America's team, no offense, but I see more Packers fans than I do Cowboy fans. Therefore.... THE PACKERS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. GO PACK GO!
The Packers find a way to win, even when they are trailing by two touchdowns in the 4th qaurter.
by Pack Fan December 13, 2004
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Packer fan

Someone who is a fan of the Green Bay Packers American football team. They are usually dumb as a stump, inbred, drunk, disorderly, ugly, smelly, foul beasts. They beat their families every time their team loses, which is often. They think their shit doesn't stink, but believe me, Green Bay Packer fans have the smelliest turds of any professional sports teams in the country. They constantly live in the past, citing their team's Super Bowl wins, all but one of which occurred about 50 years ago. They are a whiny bunch of fans who live in the smelliest, smallest, most worthless city in America. Their state is populated by serial killers and losers. Their starting quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, only cares about putting up big numbers and constantly fails to live up to his statistics. He has never won a big game. Their defense, especially the linebackers, look like a bunch of ugly, fat, greasy and whiny biatches. Packer fans are, by far, the worst fans of any professional sports team.
Duh, I am a Packer fan and I think my team is better than yours.
by Big Higga Higga December 15, 2010
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fudge-packer

A gay man who spends his day butt fucking other men
Marcos fudge-packs Kumu
by steve-o April 20, 2004
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Packers

A football franchise that is maintained by the city they are from.
Now that's pride.
The Green Bay Packers are one of the best NFL franchises around.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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packer

A private school located in Brooklyn Heights (Brooklyn New York) for grades K-12 as well as a preschool for toddlers. Originally founded in 1845, the building is an old church with a recently added section for the Middle School (Grades 5-8). Both buildings are mad old, but the newer addition was redesigned so that expensive-ass glass plates now line the jagged steel wall of the hallways. The colors are Maroon and White and it's mascot is a Pelican.

Packer is a laptop school and starting in 5th grade every student has an Apple iBook. These are replaced with Dells in 9th grade when the students enter the Upper School. These laptops may appear to be a smart move, but are in fact retarded. They weight a shitload and don't help at all.

The class sizes at packer are extremely small. There are only about 60 kids in each grade, though that number increases to about 100 in the Upper School. These small numbers make it so that everyone in every grade knows each other fairly well. Packer prides itself on its close-knit community, but unfortunate side-effects include the extreme impossibility of a Packer kid ever being friends with an outsider. One of Packer's main goals as a school is to prevent this from happening. To do so, they make sure none of their vacations overlap with those of public schools.

Packer claims to be diverse, this a laughable fallacy. There are about three to five minority students per grade. The pictures on the school's website are known to mainly contain the same three or non-white kids. The sad thing is, packer is actually fooling people. Many of these "minorities" have been bleached or whitewashed. These bleached students have double benefits to the school. For one thing, they allow the school to call itself diverse while actually being homogenous. Secondly, the white students are made to feel as if they aren't really the racist bastards they are. It allows them to say, "Hey, I'm friends with a black kid! Now I can go into the world with an open mind!" Packer kids are also known to bring up their "black" or "hispanic" friends frequently in conversation, always eager to prove that they are not racist. When in actuality, these kids are completely unprepared for black kids who act black.

However, there are no shortage of kids at packer who act black. Packer has been proven to contain the most wiggers per square foot in all of Brooklyn. Ironically, these kids are often the most sheltered and ignorant of the bunch. As one might guess, they are also very taken with the prospect of having a black or hispanic friend and thus flock to these kids like flies to honey. This only makes the wiggers less aware of their whiteness. None of them have ever been to a ghetto, except driving around the outskirts of one in their brand new Mercedes with their retired parents.

Packer has been known to call itself the Cocaine School because it likes to feel gangsta. In reality, everyone is sheltered and only a few kids do anything more than dabble in the psychoactive.
Public School Kid: Hey, you wanna chill later tonight?
Packer Kid: No, I'm going to my black friend's house to upload all his rap music onto my laptop.
by j123xx April 23, 2006
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toast packer

When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.
I used all my lube up so I became a toast packer.
by Glosmotorhead September 20, 2006
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