Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

pwned

meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas

dayummm i was totally pwned last night.

by steveriniiiiiiiiiiiiiii July 31, 2007

Pwned

Arrived from the word owned,
which arrived from the word own,
Which came from the word CAT

Boy on computer: Best porn ever!!??? *click*
Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate!*
Boy: wtf!?
ANSWER: PWNED

by murtleturtle March 10, 2011

pwned cake

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.

you want a slice of some pwned cake?

by Gullible December 4, 2003

pwned in the face

any type of total domination to the face

headshot
melee
cum blasted
punched
kicked
etc
(PWNED IN THE FACE)

by MaraDank December 23, 2009

Belly pwned

When you have been pwned by your own belly.

When you are playing an online video game. Your headset cord then gets stuck between your stomach fat and your pelvic area. This pulls your cord from the controller. At this piont you can not hear anyone and they can not hear you.
Belly PWNED!!!

by Rollin91s February 2, 2010

get pwned

a phrase said to make people dead.

P1: Yoooo! P2 : lol get pwned

by TmasterYT March 1, 2017