pwn

Prison term for but rape.
person 1: Hey when u are in prison try not to drop the soap.

Person 2: why?

Person 1: You'll get pwned
by Dante Was Here July 11, 2008
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pwn n00bs

A word used by uber nerds who play online games, used to indicate their domination over those new to the game or those with less skill.
Moron:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs today"
Idiot:"The last time u said that u were the one getting pwned!"
Moron: "Shut up idiot! Are u going to help me pwn some n00bs or not?"
by Mr.Toarster July 26, 2004
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pwn the nub

1. The act of dominating a n00b.

2. To pwn an unexperienced person (noob)
gg pwn the nub

you pwned the nub on that one!
by Crofty May 16, 2005
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remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.
Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.
by TheBigLime April 14, 2006
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pwns

Essentially it means "is much better than" or "humiliates", and is most commonly used as a verb. "Pwn5" is the ultimate way to say "pwns", much in the same way "1337" is the ultimate way to say "l33t".

The "5" represents the "s". It is also mid-way between 0 and 10, so is considered a direct hit between the eyes i.e. perfect. This stems from the origins of the word in online multiplayer gaming, where a perfect shot is respected.

So if you want to be 1337, you should say "pwn5" instead of "pwns" ;) :P
7h15 w3b5173 pwns

Th@ l337 h4X0r pwns 7h053 l4M3 n0085

more "1337" ways to say it:

7h15 w3b5173 Pwn5

Th@ l337 h4X0r Pwn5 7h053 l4M3 n0085
by l33ti0d December 19, 2006
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Pwn Juice

1.The juice excreted after somone is PWND (see defenition) Typically from the head due to headshot.

2.The juice excreted from the male genetaila after climax, when shot on to ones face in a degrating matter.
Oh man, i just got Pwn Juice all over your face!
by IncubusAlec November 21, 2005
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pwn

A short spelling of the word POWN.
In turn POWN is a short spelling of the words PURE OWNAGE.
by jhouse May 13, 2005
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