optimize

Deleting random crap so something goes faster.

Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.

by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005

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Optional

Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

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A more efficient way of calling someone an optimistic realist. One becomes "optoreal" when he or she understands what will most likely occur, but nevertheless haphazardly hopes for the best possible outcome.

"I have conjunctivitis. I don't think I'll go to school tomorrow to make sure no one else catches it, even though I think it will be gone by tonight."
"Oh, I didn't know you were optoreal!!"

by Ash Money July 28, 2008

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opting out

to kill yourself

(i.e. to opt out of life)

Guy 1: Have you seen Jay around?

Guy 2: Oh shit man, he opted out.

Guy 1: All my friends seem to be opting out lately

Guy2: Fuck it, let's drink

by anon12 February 4, 2013

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Cannabinoidely Optimistic

Seeing life through weed colored glasses.

"Hey, where you high when you wrote this? Cause this message sounds cannabinoidely optimistic. "

by urpalKate June 2, 2009

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depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

by Vully November 4, 2011

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Optiking

someone that never, under any circumstances, ever, answers a direct question.

Anonymous 1: Did you go to MSU? WTF is your connection to MSU?

Optiking Response: (3 page list of meaningless illegible statistics)

Well judging on the floor play of Garrick Sherman, there is no logical explanation as to why he is not currently the top center of the Big Ten.

by bigseanpower10 May 24, 2011

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