Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

dongo de bongo

dongo like a bongo is real in tha hutt

dongo my mom is al de bongo ful of bongo.

or

Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.

or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo

by hdugedhsdmdbhjb November 28, 2018

gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongo

A false call in bingo will grant you this nickname.

Cody false called a bingo, hence why his nickname is now ‘Bongo’

by Abcefgay November 28, 2022

Bongo Bangerz

where your a professional African and know how to bongo bang.

Sadio Mane and Mamadou Sakho are both bongo bangerz

by nclay999 August 23, 2017