Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

B-Flex

a guy who is a complete asshole thinks he's tough shit and hails from the pussy ass rich kid town of Mt.Laurel. likes to fuck girls who have boyfriends then proceeds to stalk them for about a year...also a synonym for fagot

hey did you see b-flex today what a total cunt rag.he thinks hes hott shit even Christopher Reeves' dead corpse is sexier than him

by Johnny muthafuckin Germ October 14, 2008

Uncle Flex

Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.

The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.

"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."

"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"

"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"

by Tyre Iron Phil March 22, 2009

Flex Boy

A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.

- "Oh my god, why is Cristobal flexing all the time?"
- " He must be a Flex Boy."

by fermontenegro16 April 2, 2015

bow flex

N. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.

"wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe."

by ballsac October 14, 2003

subtle flex

Wearing expensive attire that are not flashy, e.g. a pair of Balenciaga booties, but that are still recognizable from an exclusive brand.

Craig likes to wear designer that are not attention grabbing.
Craig likes to subtle flex.

by an intoxicated bear April 8, 2019