rummage sale

the act of a man rearranging his manhood.

"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."

by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009

short sale

A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.

This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.

by urbannamammajamma March 12, 2015

Jimmy Sales

One of the greatest guys out there, who loves to eat chocolate on the daily. Also a huge fan boy of the legendary youtubers Elanip and Treyten. Famous quote from Mr.Sales, "WOwaoahaaahahh".
Generally a really really really chill guy

Jimmy Sales sold a car as a salesmen.

by GuyFromDominos December 08, 2020

drunk sale

A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.

Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.

by FratDrunk October 29, 2011

Yard sale

A yard sale is when you have sex with a girl outside, typically on grass. Commonly confused with yardsale

Joe: look over there! Jessicas fucking Alex on that lawn over there!

Rob: yeah! They're having a yard sale!

by Ram77 March 06, 2010

Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.

Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

by Tyler the Destroyer June 23, 2014

Milk Sale Sex

When your spouse gives you the nook because you brought home a huge milk haul on sale.

Lindsay gave me that top slop milk sale sex after I ran to Sam's Club for a milk run.

by mellayellin August 30, 2018