cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.

Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.

by JayRizzy November 27, 2021

Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023

buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it

Man I just need some buff cooch

by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023

cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.

I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.

by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017

spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her

hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch

by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

Cooch Lice

Vaginal crabs

Ew bitch you got cooch lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020