John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.
Mike: *shaking his head*
Mike: *shaking his head*
by smilesalot February 06, 2014
(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 04, 2023
A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
by coochpooch June 05, 2010
A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 28, 2023
the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets
by hgffff March 27, 2019
That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.