Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

obbles

See: head or dome

Obbles is usually used with a smacking of the lips first.

yo bitch! what's up with the *bop* obbles?

by Lux February 25, 2004

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

Obbledy-dobbledy

Alternate name for the legendary egg humpty-dumpty coined by bored school children, who, after reciting the rhyme found that there was no reference to Humpty-Dumpty being an egg, and decided to give him a 'more round sounding name'

Obbledy-dobbledy sat on a wall
Obbledy-dobbled had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldn't put Obbledy together again

by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Cum omelette

When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs

I made a cum omelette yesterday

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 6, 2019

cock omelet

Term used during WLC(warrior leadership course) in the ARMY when a fellow battle buddy switches MRE's(meal ready to eat) when you are taking a piss. You come back to find out your mcrib sandwich was replaced with a vegetable omelet MRE resulting in you calling him a cock omelet out of frustration and disappointment to finding out that you have the worse possible MRE in the face of the earth. Can be used in any situation resulting in where a person is a cock omelet.

"Dave, what are you giggling about?"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"

by look at the big brain on brad January 24, 2010