more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

balls and tissue

beach ball battle

get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack

by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013

Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.

That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”

by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018