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Ninja

Likes to ban people for stream sniping, has ligma and also likes blue hair and rides drake and juju
by ggbrother January 23, 2019
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NINJA

A gay ass bitch that reports every kid that kills him because its stream sniping
*Ninja* - STREAM SNIPING!!!!!!
by pikachumom2 December 11, 2018
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Ninja

A phrase used in place of the word "nigga" It's a more fun way to talk to your bros without a white guy getting funny looks from black guys for saying nigga!
CJ: Wassup my ninja!
Darren: Wassuuuuup!!
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
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A silent-but-deadly fart normally released to assassinate unsuspecting bystanders in small cars, phone booths, and long elevator rides. These ninjas are known to have not only render average humans unconscious, but clear funeral homes, meeting space, classrooms, and other places where people would be caught with their guard down and nostrils open.
I almost died in at the office today when headed to the 47th floor in the elevator some jerk blew-ass released a ninja and everybody suffered from oxygen deprivation.
by Crunknyosystem October 16, 2007
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The un-official term used to describe an internet forum member who possesses moderator powers, but no title. Ninjas are swift, silent and deadly. Ninjas edit and lock threads without warning often killing threads with a single blow and then quickly vanishing. Only the most trusted members become Ninjas. See Ninja Edit
Cleoent: *edited*
Cleoent: Damn, who edited my post? Where those ninjas at?:shifty
by oh_noes July 12, 2008
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Ninja!

to disperse a crowd of friends quickly hiding in dark corners and alleys
dude is that the cops??!! EVERYONE NINJA!!
by quiet richard March 5, 2008
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An unending game involving more than one participant. The objective of ninja is simple. Fart in your hand, sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, then cover both their nose and mouth in attempt to "assassinate" them. Ninja can start at any time. There are no rules or restrictions to your assassination attempts, but they must be carried out in the fashion mentioned above. The game will end when the other party specifically expresses they want to quit the game. (If they know what the game is.) Or if they gag or excrete any type of bile. If none of these are met, then the came will continue until then.
Me and bob were hanging out in the kitchen one night, until I farted in my hand while he was busy and cuffed his mouth and nose in attempt to assassinate him like a Ninja.
by Jack wangerdoodle. February 26, 2014
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