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Tim Nelson

The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.
I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.
by Big Bill April 6, 2005
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Anal Full Nelson

Verb: To have anal intercourse with another individual, whilst holding them in the full nelson
Example: Elle, 'I love the anal full nelson, it is sweet'.
'Yes', replied Connor, 'But it often gives me thrush'.
by FullTimeGent September 15, 2014
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Willy Nelson

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"
by HAHADude January 1, 2016
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Nelson

Street name for the drug MDMA. Origin; Brighton, UK. Derives from the wider known "Mandy"; MDMA - Mandy - Nelson Mandela - Nelson.
"Me and the Barons are cotchin at my rise with 8 grams of Nelson and a fresh pack of polos" Brrrappp!
by Tinmantom June 19, 2007
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Admiral Nelson

The retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield.
As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
by Fern Herder March 22, 2012
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Nelson

adj. someone who is whipped or easily influnced by the female sex
Stop being a Nelson, and don't do her chart homework for her
by Coolkid34 May 18, 2006
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Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.
The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
by RageofMarat September 26, 2011
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