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nard

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.
That Sting is such a nard these days.
by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 23, 2010
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Nardo

An unbearable arrogant self-centered freak whose existence is marked by the search of a hot chilly vixen to make him feel Mr. Know-it-all in control.......at least for a while.
"Nardos are like mosquitos: nobody looks for them, they come to piss you off...and to bad nardos will never be wiped out" - Kaze Xoor
by Naty December 11, 2003
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Nardia

Weed/Drugs, Sex, Porn, Or Dick.
"to much Nardia for him"
Or "Watching to much Nardia?"
by boppyDoppy February 27, 2017
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narizum

(Braz Pt) adj. big nose; n. A large white Polish-American man from Hudson County, NJ
Narizum came looking for you earlier; his nose almost knocked down my curtains.
by BrightApollo March 7, 2003
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Nardfarkle

Nardfarkle is the smell of chicken blood that is soaked up by the absorption packets inside of chicken breast packaging and rotting bananas inside a trash can, which has been forgotten in a studio apartment for a few days.
"What kind of cologne are you wearing? It smells like nardfarkle."

"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."
by Dude Abides January 21, 2010
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Nardsack

Often refers to someone in baseball with unusually large testicles making it uncomfortable to manoeuvre them self in a comfortable manner. One who is called ' Nardsack' is prone to lash out after making an error.
Team mate: Way to go Alex you really blew it.

Nardsack (Alex): I will knock you the fuck out.
by 123450987 September 28, 2013
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nardwark

A person, whom through no fault of there own, cannot grasp the principal that other people do not think in exactly the same way as them.
Brian doesn't seem to understand that I don't find throwing food funny. What a nardwark!
by theladyofsmarts February 15, 2015
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