booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better March 06, 2012
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Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.
Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
by Copppertoan December 18, 2021
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bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.
"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."
by goatmilkanscashews November 10, 2017
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President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer
by potnooodle September 06, 2020
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grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger
When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face
by Msyew August 26, 2015
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Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born
mf is a napkin baby
by hotmanass69 July 03, 2023
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