An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better March 06, 2012
The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.
Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…
Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
by Copppertoan December 18, 2021
A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.
"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"
"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."
"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."
by goatmilkanscashews November 10, 2017
The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
by potnooodle September 06, 2020
Somthing that's at a whataburger
by Msyew August 26, 2015
“mf is a napkin baby”
by hotmanass69 July 03, 2023