myspace

a website designed to fuck up your social life, marriage, and get you fired.

Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.

by buster helloman August 11, 2008

myspace

1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends

1. A/S/L = 16/F/London

ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison

2. Myspace Friends = 1000

ACTUAL Friends = 0

by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008

Myspace

(Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy emo kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their weak existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.

Myspace: a place for friends, but only if your friends are emo, or jock.

by Anti-your-face July 31, 2006

Myspace

to put it simply:

1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives

2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one

OMG! I'm such a faggot! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right! like OMG! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace!

by hagoo August 6, 2006

myspace

the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.

Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser

by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006

myspace

another internet form of softcore porn

Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know!

by this is me August 31, 2005

myspace

1)A website where goth kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"

ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves!
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.

by Jesus Chris aka the docta June 16, 2005