1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.
2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008
Get the myspacemug. to put it simply:
1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives
2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives
2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
OMG! I'm such a faggot! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right! like OMG! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace!
by hagoo August 6, 2006
Get the Myspacemug. (Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy emo kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their weak existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.
by Anti-your-face July 31, 2006
Get the Myspacemug. the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.
Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006
Get the myspacemug. by this is me August 31, 2005
Get the myspacemug. 1)A website where goth kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves!
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
by Jesus Chris aka the docta June 16, 2005
Get the myspacemug. Was a great site years ago, but became ad-filled, annoying and full of ridiculous losers and girls who have nothing to do but take pictures of their bodies. Myspace is a site where you can add music and customize your page, however how much customization can you even get? They have ads everywhere that popup, make noise, and just annoy you. Their new "spam" filter that requires you to type in the letters just to edit your HTML is a hassle and doesn't even work because people still spam everywhere.
People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"
Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.
Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.
I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"
Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.
Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.
I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
by Underwater Ruins April 24, 2008
Get the Myspacemug.