dogshit mule 

A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!

"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"

dogshit mule by garrythegrey May 30, 2016

e-mule

Someone used to convey a message to someone else via electronic means; an electronic go-between.

Patrick (in email or text or IM): Scott - Thought your brother would like this website. I don't have his address,so pass it along to him.

Scott (texting back): What am I, your e-mule?

e-mule by Patrick M. Roberson January 6, 2008

Dutch Mule 

When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.

Everyone that shares a room with Jason gets a Dutch Mule sooner or later.

Dutch Mule by Dari Rama May 28, 2015

spinning mule 

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

spinning mule by Cumslud January 15, 2008

Pack Mule 

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

Pack Mule by essenemic October 9, 2008

Raa Mule 

The greatest two words known to mankind. Imported by the greatest user to ever grace LUE2, it is a tribute to Packing Heat and the glory days of GameFAQs. Raa Mule cannot be defined as only one thing; however, they will forever be the most important two words anyone will say.

Raa Mule

Porcupine's drunk again!

Raa Mule by Porc May 15, 2005

Larry the mule

Not quite mule, not quite man (and his name isn't larry, although its use has been known in both past and present).

Known only to his compadres as a voice fluttering in the dusk, swelt moonlight of the night.... as laurence.

"There's that Larry the mule, drunk on absenthe and high on power"

Larry the mule by big jimmy jefferson July 4, 2006