Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

Mule Days

A cousin courtship celebration, where everyone rides around in a 3 block radius and then goes home to sleep with their cousin.

I can’t wait for Mule Days! My cousion Becky has been looking fine lately

by Mule lover 69 September 21, 2023

Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her

Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her

by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.

Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021