Mongolian hunter

Someone who hunts through various Rain forests, on a quest for animal anus. Once found his prey he says who's your boss! He then slits open his chosen prey, and situates himself inside the carcass. He then shits inside it then eats the brew of organs and remains. He then repeats this process adding other treats like his own bloody mixed seaman whilst karate kicking his prey in the throat, all this whilst remaining inside the animal. The hunter then induces vomiting and hurls into the face of his victim. the hunter then proceeds to sleep inside the victim for the night. The next morning a traditional burial service starts. At this service the group of hunters take turns eating the remains. This concludes the Mongolian hunter experience.

The Mongolian hunter originated in the great plains of Mongolia and occurred regularly by the native Mongolian tribesmen. This form of sexual interaction is both pleasurable for prey and predator.

Atilis Ginga the Mongolian tribesmen decided to go for a leisurely stroll he started to hunt and track his victim (in this case an antelope) with amazing stealth and agility he pounced on his victim and proceeded to mongolian hunter them.

by Toe knee danzza May 21, 2011

Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

OMG MONGO

A phrase used when one is angry or fustrated at someone.

Bob:I slept with your wife.
Bill:OMG MONGO!
Bob:I know.

by coco3 August 5, 2009

DIRTY MONGOL

The act of forcefully beating your dick so hard, that it looks like Genghis Khan.

"That crusty slut Courtney, gave Cameron the worst dirty mongol last night, but he was asking for it"

by JigJew May 20, 2018

mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008