Momstagram

Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"

I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.

by jay ray May 12, 2015

Moomah

Chinese for "wooden horse" but also used to signify a mothering figure

My moomah just called

by Sentouki March 23, 2009

ya moms

Ya MOMS can be an answer for any place you go. Where you at? Where you going?

Where are yall going to eat? Ya MOMS

Where are we meeting at tonight? Ya MOMS

by JWin502 November 10, 2018

On Moms

A phrase used to fact check someone or to state something that you are 100% positive without a doubt to be true.

When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.

Me: Bro remember that hot chick from high school with the yoga pants?

Homie: yeah?

Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.

Homie: cap

me: nah ong

Homie: on moms?

Me: yeah... I was cappin.

by Chilerd February 28, 2021

Moms on Farmville

And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.

(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)

Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...

by whojew2 January 19, 2011

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

Mooma

\ mü ~ må / noun

1. an affectionate word for an attractive female

2. A day one

3. A fucking HOMIE

4. A person (or persons) dripping in swagger

Brian: “wow that girl was so hot, shes a solid 10”
Casper: “ayyye Mooma! Where you walking to?”

by NewYorkSayings January 31, 2021