Monty

Monty is a name that derived from a place called Calvados, Normandy.

But me and my friends have created a different term for it. It means someone who is a sweaty tryhard at competitive games or being extremely gay in the way he/she speaks.

For fuck sake, stop being such a Monty!

Look at that guy! He's such a Monty!

by What is retardnation November 19, 2018

Monty

A hot sexy women with a real fat ass and she has all the boys hook. She not to smart but she has looks.

Guy: OMG did you that girl she had a huge ass that must be a Monty

by Roxy808 May 17, 2018

Monty

Monty can be meant as the SmExIeSt dog to walk the earth

Monty can also mean I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends

Monty is so cute

by SeMeXy February 26, 2022

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

Monty

Really rude and a fuckboy. A guy who goes for his exes and has an on and off thing with them.

Damn he is a monty

by Lol.meno. January 21, 2022

Bobbly Montys

When areolas are excited the Montgomery Glands bobbly up!

LivelyDk noticed Daisys was excited to see him while on cam because she had lovely Bobbly Montys

by LivelyDK October 13, 2025