monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 August 7, 2013

Monty cheetham

Monty (montague) cheetham is a giant 7ft roid head who cannot keep the ladies off him. His long neck and sharp toenails come together to form the worlds strongest pussy magnet

I can’t get these females off me, I feel like monty cheetham

by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021

monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.

"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017

monty sharp

he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.

that boy is such a monty sharp

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

Monty Sharp

A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill

watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018

montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.

Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?

by geta02392 August 29, 2023