turd monger

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

by Meng September 1, 2004

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

by wakiminator June 28, 2009

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009

Christ monger

someone that sells christ!

kyle is a christ monger.

by zach04 June 19, 2008

vagina monger

:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.

:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger

"great shot u damn Vagina Monger"

by Phillip the hudini June 28, 2008

grot monger

when some one keeps saying random disgusting things

person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006