I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!
The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...
Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...
Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
by Jacob Ritz October 04, 2005
by Zoloft July 25, 2004
Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)
by wakiminator June 28, 2009
girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?
girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.
girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.
by Frank FAZ November 08, 2009
:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
by Phillip the hudini June 29, 2008
person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
by go left -feel right January 28, 2006