Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

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Land Monster Slayer

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006

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monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 27, 2005

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COOKIE monster

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

by biteme April 15, 2004

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Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

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Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.

Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-

by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020

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