MOM

A Mom Is A Great Person And A Best Friend Also Strict When Needed Though She is there when you need her most but doesnt support drugs or alcohol but herself can get high and bombed heck its her life so stop screeming and pass the e'erclear

I Love You But Stop Being Such a MOM
I Love My MOM
MOM YOUR GOING TO CRASH...BOOM

by Alcornbc March 15, 2010

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(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.

Man: Your mommas so fat...

Mom: OMG I LOVE YOU!
person: YAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SIDES YOU!

by Fazio December 28, 2005

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She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.

I had sex with your mom.

by granny D March 9, 2011

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dead.

Hippity Hoppity, my mom is dead

by xx_asiankid69_xx May 6, 2020

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Mom, that moment you brought me into this world, I have loved you and you are so special I have to thank you every moment of my life for giving me my very life. We may have a few hissy fits but we still love you. Thanks for being the best person in my world.

Mom, can I lend a fiva?

by ❤Misty❤ November 6, 2018

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