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Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.
The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.
by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010
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THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide
Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE
by mikehunt92 December 9, 2010
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Mississippi Anaconda

During sex, the male wraps his right/left leg around the female's neck while she blows him.
Tom used the Mississippi Anaconda maneuver on Jessie
by 69Boy69 August 5, 2015
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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!
Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.
by Darai M. Spencer October 2, 2019
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Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021
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mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.
Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.
by Waking746 June 7, 2016
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