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mini-mart

Scaled down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station.
"Has it got a mini-mart?"
by thefutureofpolitics November 13, 2015
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MINI Unfiltered

One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)

But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.

On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.

Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.

Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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mini unit

an absolute machine of a person who looks like they never leave the gym. except they’re a mini version. very compact. usually around 5’1”.
Ah, shit. Here comes the mini unit.
by mini_unit September 29, 2019
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mini sesh

There is no such thing as a mini sesh, it can not be defined. How have or go home you pathetic weesles!
I like to mini sesh with panda pops and fedos
by JADE MACHIN UNO June 2, 2017
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mini meat

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....
Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...
by you swagg hater July 25, 2011
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Mini Hitler

Mini Hitler or known as Sony is a small man who loves hitler and his acts. This makes him more prone to hailing him during class. He often jokes around about hitler and loves him deeply.

When we call him out for hailing hitler he will enter a rage state and start to attack us with all of his might. However if you support Mini Hitler he will yell out GOOD SENSOR and wave his water bottle.

His water bottle may transform into a gas bomb during his rage state
Oh crap Mini Hitler is hailing hitler yet again...
by "okke" February 22, 2023
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Mini Pekka

Originally a clash royale card, that's extremely overpowered overall. Medium amount of health, fast, and insane damage output.
But mostly used to express physique. Short and buff.
1:Yo bro you saw Mike?
2:Nah, what's up with him?
3:Bro's a Mini Pekka
by Giga.cringe.pizza.enjoyer August 9, 2023
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