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The Benson Method

The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me

A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
by Condor027 April 30, 2011
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stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method
by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023
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the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil
"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad
by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021
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Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
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The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.
“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”
by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018
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1okayaiden method

The 1okayaiden method is a method that is somewhat like the kankan method. The 1okayaiden method does NOT require you to cuff, you just beat the bitch. Use this method if you love 1okayaiden.
by 1okayaiden August 16, 2023
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