Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen

Man, he's a Melvin

by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017

Melvin

A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.

"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"

by Phlembzombie April 29, 2024

Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....

by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

Melvin

The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.

Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.

Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.

You’re such a ‘Melvin’ - you’re making me blush!

by X.treme November 23, 2021

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

A person with comic relief also is very athletic is somewhat popular and has a lot of loyal friends

That’s has to be a Melvin

by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019