Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007

Melancauliflower

A label associated with middle-class, white males who have depleated too many brain cells in their teenagehood due to a vengeful abuse of drugs and alcohol. Melancauliflowers often gorge in sweets such as brownies and ice cream without gaining weight, as they do physical labor to support their international families. Melancauliflowers are clinically considered to have manic depression and cannot be cured with tranquilizers or anti-depressants. The word comes from the prefix, "melancholy", describing the clinical condition of absolute, chronic misery, and the suffix, "cauliflower" to describe the capabilities of their brains-- comparable to a vegetable. Melancauliflowers often lack the capability of reasoning or consideration for each others feelings, but are renown for their art in melancholy metaphors to describe their feelings.

Doctor: "This patient is a diagnosed Melancauliflower. May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul."

Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."

by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009

Meffa

Meff and Heffer/ Heffa combined - Fat unattractive tramplike person.

Meaning taken from K special K ;)

Waynetta Slob from Harry Enfield looks like a Meffa

by Cazzy75 June 5, 2011

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

Melancholic

Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

by melanieqwerty December 8, 2013

meffawep

the name description given to a woman who literally "screams" while having an orgasm

most meffaweps are dirty WHORES!

by seth johnson January 23, 2004

Mela

a term for a bisexual physicslly, but not mentally. Most Likely had a 5 seconds of summer phase, listens to male manipulative music, has an obsession with frogs, cow print, monster and loves to mention taking a women's virginity. Also makes candles and sells clothes/ish on apps.

Hey, did u hear about Amelia?

Yes, she is a mela, we love it.

by j7281826219 February 2, 2021