Artimus Maximus

The man who has a bday every day. And this is a FACT. He is a party animal. A man who can out drink any.......until he falls asleep. This man can fall asleep any where any time and any how.

Artimus Maximus its his bday everyday of the year for here on out thur eternity.

by OneEar April 21, 2019

bosses's maximus

a young man in his 20s who is half latino and half arab and can perform tasks much greater then his superiors. who wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. also the only guy that makes chuck norris look like a 15 yr old boy. he doesn't wait for life, life waits for him. jesus may have walked on water but he swims through land.

customer 1 "did you see that guy? why was everyone looking at him?"

customer 2 "you don't know. thats thomas the bosses's maximus"

by the alpha and omega May 23, 2013

Fidalisis Maximus

Refers to a big stick with a big nigger placed on top of it. Usually used for eating and feasting with the boys

Hey boys I’m so hungry I could eat a whole

“fidalisis maximus”.

Nigger watch out or I’m going to turn you into a “fidalisis maximus”

by Nikgarmanpoop December 17, 2018

Tiffanus-maximus

Under cover transformer taking the form of a teenage white girl. also includes a large butt.

i think thats Tiffanus-maximus!

by hayyme October 11, 2010

Rudus Maximus

Someone of rude nature. The ultimate in rude. A person that is being beyond the normal rude nature.

That Rudus Maximus always yells at me.

by Sleerts December 8, 2009

vomitus maximus

The act of vomiting your entirety after witnessing something that should never be seen with human eyes, or any eyes for that matter.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see 2 Girls 1 Cup?"

Guy 2: "Oh my God, it made me vomitus maximus!"

Vomit 2 girls 1 cup fugly nasty asswipe

by Jocab Pine November 23, 2015

Blossomous Maximus

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

she has a nice blossomous maximus

by hariguchi January 7, 2013