1 definition by notwhoyouthink_ergo

Latin root phrase for a person who still closeted, but most likely gay because of their relationship circumstances.
You are 40. You haven't had a relationship with the opposite sex in over 20 years. You have a "roommate" or "friend" that accompanies you to all family holidays. Example used in a sentence: "My brother hasn't had a girlfriend since high school. He is suspectimus maximus."
by notwhoyouthink_ergo April 12, 2011
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