Mathias

if you have this name everyone loves you
(You dont get any bitches tho)

mathias: h
you: i love youuuu

by Babrup August 24, 2022

Mathias

A guy who likes playing Dinkum and Royal Crumble

Mathias: Do you have Dinkum?

by jaboobies September 9, 2022

Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

matisse

a word for celebration, anger, embarrassmed, saddens, tiredness, constipation, croganess, and fatigue

Matisse!

by HAILEYBAYLEY April 20, 2023

Matisse

matisse is the best boyfriend to ever exist. He is so stupid but that makes it cute because he doesn't know how to act around you. If you are his first experience, you'll see how cute he can be even though he can be sooo stupid. i love matisse so much

i love matisse

by lenade May 27, 2023

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathiass

A guy with a twink build, yet a juicy phat ass.

That guy is built like a Mathiass

by Mathiassenjoyer October 12, 2023