Marty vass

To place a multi and say you nearly got it and you will eventually win though never do

I went to the tab and did a Marty Vass over the weekend's games

by Ordraw July 29, 2020

Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers

Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers

by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020

Marti

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.

A: "I can hold your door open"
B: "No thank you, im not a Marti

by Sensei J December 3, 2018

Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise

"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"

by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025

Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? Yeah, he was reading the news in his living room, with his cat. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba

Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023