by ksiwannabe September 30, 2020
Get the Marleymug. A girl with depression who dresses a little goth but has a bleeding heart of gold. She’s a little emotional but more loyal than Hachi the dog after his owner passed away. She has a phat ass and is prone to crying, but is very funny and has an amazing smile.
Person 1: Wow, her smile is so pretty despite her wearing all black.
Person 2: I bet her name is Marley. Let’s ask!
Person 1: Hello, what’s your name?
Marley: Marley!
Person 2: I bet her name is Marley. Let’s ask!
Person 1: Hello, what’s your name?
Marley: Marley!
by buggy53 July 30, 2023
Get the Marleymug. by Hdbvxbb October 28, 2019
Get the Marleymug. by 1ilymari3 September 19, 2021
Get the marleymug. A Marley is one of the greatest friend you could ever have in your life. She has gorgeus blonde/brunnette hair with beautiful eyes with splashes of colours. She is always there for someone that she loves and puts a friends life before her own. She can be sassy and might be unhappy sometimes but you will always have fun with her. She loves to dance espacially with just dance from youtube and plays minecraft a lot. Some people like close friends will give their family time up to spend time with her. She is one of the greatest people ever and deserves a lot. Marley always boosts your mood no matter what. She also loves to bake and sometimes things may catch on fire or never work out but that's the fun part about it. I can't imagine a life without a Marley. They truley change you and save you.
by skener October 27, 2020
Get the Marleymug. by I’m taking ur mrs April 21, 2019
Get the Marleymug. Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the Bob Marleymug.