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Get the marel mug.A WWE wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. His gimmick is that he is a loveable Italian. But other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. He is a blackhole in the Raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. Any real WWE fans who are of Italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. He won the Intercontinental championship at Milan, Italy (on Raw) through the help of a miracle. That is also part of his gimmick. He is the "Milan Miarcle." And lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view Vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (Umaga was disqualified because he wouldn't stop hitting Santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two shits about him winning. The match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when Umaga gave courageous Santino a Somoan Spike. The crowd chanted "One more time! One more time! One more time!"
Santino Marella has been argued to be the next John Cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.
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For a man to be truly "marklar'd", he must be designated as "one of the girls". A shoulder to cry on, someone for girls to ask insight about their male companions thought patterns, etc.
The most important part of being marklar'd however is never even attempting sexual relations. You must remain completely platonic, even though the thought of sex has never left your mind.
(2) Posting pictures of your buddies girlfriends and other friend-zones on the internet message boards and referring to them by pet names and speaking of them sexually.
For a man to be truly "marklar'd", he must be designated as "one of the girls". A shoulder to cry on, someone for girls to ask insight about their male companions thought patterns, etc.
The most important part of being marklar'd however is never even attempting sexual relations. You must remain completely platonic, even though the thought of sex has never left your mind.
(2) Posting pictures of your buddies girlfriends and other friend-zones on the internet message boards and referring to them by pet names and speaking of them sexually.
(1) Dude, that girl at the bar was all over you. But after you insisted on talking to her about manga for 30 minutes, you got marklar'd.
(2) Yo!! dude marklar'd your chick on this forum!!
(2) Yo!! dude marklar'd your chick on this forum!!
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